Seriously. One page, one goal, no committee meetings. That's how it stays fast. The 48h clock starts once your brief is in and the deposit is paid. If we're ever late, you get 20% back — no arguing.

Yes. We take briefs from anywhere on the planet and the 48h clock doesn't care about timezones. Payment works internationally, delivery is digital, and updates land in your inbox while you sleep.

About 20 minutes: what you sell, who buys it, your logo if you have one, and anything you love or hate. We handle the rest — including writing the words.

You see a mid-point preview around hour 24, so nothing lands as a surprise. Every package includes revisions, and we don't stop at "fine" — the whole point of the name is that we can't ship mid.

100%. Code, design, copy — all yours after final payment. Host it anywhere, edit it however. No lock-in, no monthly "maintenance" ransom.